BODY COUNT | Cailey Rizzo | Substack

Acker? I hardly know 'er!

on bodybuilding & a french waiter

May 1 • Cailey Rizzo

Recent posts

I wanted to be Anthony Bourdain—until I met him.

CW: suicide, suicidal ideation, addiction

Jun 25 • Cailey Rizzo

pain doesn't make us special

listen up, snowflake

May 31 • Cailey Rizzo

I feel pretty (and that's not good for me)

A long-haired friend of mine thinks catcalls are “street attention” and doesn’t see the point of complaining.

Apr 17 • Cailey Rizzo

in my defense, i thought it was lube

rule 34 of skincare: if you can put it on your body, someone's had sex with it

Nov 10, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

YOU ARE NOT WHERE YOU LIVE

a tale of (ooo!) cities ;)

Sep 23, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

CAME HOME TO A WOMAN I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE

FWIW: I'm on a Billy Joel kick right now.

Jun 13, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

I HATE ELIZABETH GILBERT

TL;DR: restlessness is a type of addiction

Feb 19, 2025 • Cailey Rizzo

I wanted to be Anthony Bourdain—until I met him.

CW: suicide, suicidal ideation, addiction

Jun 25, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

I CAME UP WITH THIS NEW MOVEMENT AND I THINK YOU SHOULD JOIN

on ugly rebels, bent dicks & the zapatistas xoxo

Apr 16, 2024 • Cailey Rizzo

BODY COUNT

BODY COUNT

essays on embodiment, erotics & a life in skin.

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