So what even is this?

Good question. Basically…I love online shopping but don’t have the budget to support it. So I got the idea that if I couldn’t benefit from my digital browsing addiction, at least other people could. Hence: newsletter.

Meanwhile, I’ve got a brain that works in overdrive and, as most of my friends will tell you, the annoying tendency of making fucking everything an existential conundrum. Whilst being absurdly materialistic. We all have contradictions. This is mine.

Subscribe and you’ll receive one ~literary~ essay each month, along with a collection of clothes that I think are cool and questions that keep me awake at night. Consider upgrading to a paid subscription and you’ll get a monthly syllabus of my favorite resources (essays, fashion, movies, music, books, thoughts, sex tips, whatever else I liked that month).

But if you’re my mom, please don’t subscribe. You’ll only get upset about how much I swear here.

TL;DR: we are living in a material world and i am a chronically dissatisfied girl x

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